Who wears short shorts?
Catalog Descriptions: 1. Joe’s Carpenter Shorts - Got a summer outfit fixer-upper? DIY with this utili-cute, cuffed denim pair. Price: $134. 2. AG Malibu Crops - A rolled, above-the-knee counterpart to your favorite softly weathered blues. Price: $138. 3. AG Pixie Shorts - Denim cut-offs, with plenty of worn-in fading and distressing, sport an extra-short silhouette. Price: $138. 4....
Monocle, your box can suck it.
Let me start off by saying that I love Monocle. It’s an unhealthy addiction that I’ve tried to stave off, but just can’t. It’s a dense, $10 maggy fix that keeps me high on world affairs, artisan finds and a lifestyle that I can only dare to dream. (Slap Slap Slap) Reality check! The Monocle Anniversary Volume Case. Item Description: To celebrate our third birthday,...
Ahem, ma'am? Your balls are showing
There’s a serious retail epidemic that returns every year once the weather heats up and the sun lingers longer above our heads. It’s R.O.S., more commonly known as the Rip-Off Sandals virus, and we here at FYA have cornered one of its most potent carriers. Behold, the Golden Crabapple Sandals, made of thin strips of leather covered in gold-painted wooden (I’ll...
J.Crew, you stupid.
Just because this space is labeled Fuck You Anthropologie, doesn’t mean that other retailer’s overpriced items are free from our digital bitch slap. J.Crew, you’re up. And oh do you deserve it. Ever since J.Crew has graced the shoulders of the M.Obama-nater it’s like someone pumped their heads full of their own shit-fumes and they think they can do the following: ...