Have you been thinking to yourself, “Gosh, I really wish there were place I could spend hundreds of dollars to look like a two-dollar hooker”? Well, now you can, thanks to “Jersey Shore“‘s classiest broad, JWoww, and her Filthy Couture clothing line. With such well-named items as Violet Desire ($319.99), Coral Dream ($358.99), and Eternal Lust ($329.99), you’ll be ready to break out the blue eyeshadow and tramp it up on the Boardwalk with the best of them!
I must admit it is pret-ty amazing that these Jersey Shore freaks have gone from laughing stocks (in the eyes of those of us who don’t subscribe to their style/behavior choices) to multi-thousandaires with endorsement deals galore.
Snooki is the overly bronzed face of Sunlove tanning spray, The Situation endorses a diet supplement and has a workout video, Pauly D gets something like $30,000 per DJ gig, etc. etc. They’ve even managed to turn an arguably racist term like ‘guido’ into a totally acceptable (well, kind of acceptable) word for everyday usage.
I don’t know how long this whole obsession with the Jersey Shore lifestyle will last, but at least these kids can get a teaching gig at the Learning Annex after their 15 minutes are up.