Fuck You Anthropologie

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October 2011

17 posts

Even The Gos Can't Top The Gos

Went and saw The Ides of March last night and I have to say… The Gos can’t top The Gos. After seeing him in Drive in all his half-crazy-super-hot-badass-scorpion-glory, it was difficult to buy this rather blue-collared-shirt-snore-of-a-bright-eyed-politico version of him. Just giving y’all the heads up. This is a Netflix situation, people. NETFLIX. -JH

You've Got Balls Neiman Marcus. You've Got Balls.

I guess there’s a reason they’re tabbed as “Fantasy Gifts.” Because that is the only place I’ll ever get any of these under my Christmas tree! Sigh… Bartender, bring me another! Happy Fantasy Friday! -JH

Wear The Jacket. Be Pathetic.

Dear People Desperate To Look As Hot As Ryan Gosling in Drive, Look, I’m with you. Drive has everything you could want in a movie. Great soundtrack, exciting car-chase scenes, violence, mystery and, most of all, RYAN GOSLING LOOKING HOTTER THAN HELL. Still, that doesn’t mean it’s cool for you to purchase this replica of the Driver’s jacket for $159.99 and prance around...

Thanks Jonathan Adler.

(via Neiman Marcus) Because the last thing I want to see before I grab for some treats is a pig. The squirrel’s alright. Thanks Mr. Adler. -JH

Dear J.Crew, What the Shit?

Dear J.Crew, I just don’t understand. What the shit is going on? I just received your November catalog and saved it from the recycling bin so I could coo over your artful color blocking and just-sweet-enough looks. But then, I go online and spy these and am left with nothing but confusion. Oh, you say that it’s an Italian brand? Who cares? Those sweaters are a)not even a little...

How Much Would You Pay For: Leggings?

Would you pay… $1,510??? We didn’t think so. Somehow, Net-a-Porter thinks its OK to stock silk leggings that are $1,510! WTS people, I feel like I’m losing it over here! Even if they are knit from silk spun by rare worms on an island that no one knows exists because it is in another dimension, we wouldn’t pay $1,510 for leggings. AND, why the extra $10? Why not just...

OH, Don't Mind Us...

(via IMDB) Clearly all we like to do is hate on overpriced stuff, giggle about cute animals and love on Ryan Gosling. I mean, are there better things we should be doing? Didn’t think so. I mean….come on! -JH

A $600 Flannel? R29, Tell Us More!

(via EndClothing) Refinery29 spied this ditty for $600 and let me tell you, we’re just as baffled as they are. This better spit out diamond encrusted gold chunks to make it worth it. Otherwise, we’ll stick to the local Goodwill for all our worn-in flannel needs, k’thanks! Thanks R29 for the tip! Read their post here. -JH

It's a Muppet Take Over!

Often times, when we post things on FYA, it is because they are so absolutely shocking that we lose our shit and have to blast the ridonk-bombs across the land. Which brings me to this smattering of bridal absurdity from BHLDN: Lush Botanics Jacket, $800 This looks like someone barfed a muppet that was at a 1980s luau. FAIL! Ostrich Feather Bolero, $1,100 (WTS?!) Looks like this zombie...

Happy Freaky Friday!

(via Nightmares Fear Factory) Just for giggles! Have a great weekend y’all! -JH

"Troll, please."

We couldn’t agree more, dlisted. We couldn’t agree more. -FYA

Sometimes...We Can't Help But Hate.

(via Refinery29 (via Stylemint)) Snap! The Olsens strike again! This time with venti latte light sabers!! (Dsshkoom! Dsshkoom!) Sometimes you have to hate because deep down, in the heart of hearts, you really just love. Having said that, I totes love this: (THE ROW) But, what I can’t help but hate is this: THIS GUY aka ALLIGATOR BACKPACK = $39,000 (wah wah) I feel like everyone...

gayloverboy asked: you're stupid. the TOMS are 100% cashmere + in collab with The Row.

Everyday or Halloween?

Description: Haida Poncho. This weighty, merino wool poncho, woven with Native American motifs is part of The Portland Collection by Pendleton - a collaboration between the century-old, family-run mill and three of the city’s foremost young designers. $248 I’m a Pendleton fan as much as the next person, heck, I even have a couple of their blankets. I’m so-so on the poncho...