Fuck You Anthropologie

(via Nasty Gal)

I mean, it’s called ‘Vivian’…Hello costume! Never for real life!

Am I right ladies or am I right? The only time to wear this clearly Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman dress would be for Halloween. Unless you’re a hooker, in which case, it would totes be in fashion, because the early 90s are back with a crushed-velvet vengeance. That white and blue combo really is the jam, though.

The real question is who’s gonna be Kit?! REG BEV WIL.

-JH

Behold FYA readers! Outfit to Home: The Ryan Gosling Edition! We’d like to take him and his outfits home…Sigh.

(All images via Apartment Therapy)

SO. Because I’ve slept in that last bed at the Ace Hotel in Portland, does that mean I’ve also slept with Ryan Gosling? ………. No? Shucks.

Check out all the images here.

The Gos love continues!

-JH

SBB has had me laughing all day.

-JH

surisburnbook:

I’m onto you, Honor Warren. I think lately she’s been calculating photo-ops to make herself appear aggressively fearless in the press. I mean, taking out a pinata at the ankles while wearing fashionable mid-calf boots? This girl is clearly challenging me.

The cut-off jean shorts are the only signal that she’s not a real adversary … yet. But I’m keeping my eye on you.

(Via Anthropologie)

(Via Anthropologie)

This November catalog is seriously on a roll. What with those “rare” books and now this? What do you think dear readers? Would you buy a $2200 rickshaw? PARDON…$2500 with shipping.

**On a side note…I do have to say that while this rickshaw biz is clearly kookoobonkers, I DO like those electric blue silk palazzo pants on that ethnically-ambiguous model up top. Just sayin’! Hello Christmas, my old friend!

Check out the post about this “Limited Edition Rickshaw” on Jezebel.

Thanks for the awesome tip Cat!

-JH

In the recent Anthro catalog, you know, the we’re-so-worldly-look-at-us-in-Peru one, there is a sort of holiday gifting section in the middle where I spied the books below and thought to myself, “Oh, nice, some books in a staggered shelf…whatevs!” I didn’t even think to look at the price because it didn’t seem like something that would be THAT expensive. This is where Anthro has such a huge sense of humor! They get me every time!

(via LAT)

Then, this morning, our good friend IndieRockBakery sent us a link to an article on latimes.com.

WHAT.

THE.

FUCK.

This set of “rare” books costs over $2000. OVER TWO G’S!!!!!! That is so absurd! LAT gives a nice digital bitch-slap to Anthro and even lets readers know how to create their own for a serious fraction of the cost.

Nice work LAT!

Stupid Anthro! What are you thinking?!

-JH