Dear J.Crew, What the Shit?

Dear J.Crew,

I just don’t understand. What the shit is going on? I just received your November catalog and saved it from the recycling bin so I could coo over your artful color blocking and just-sweet-enough looks. But then, I go online and spy these and am left with nothing but confusion.

Oh, you say that it’s an Italian brand? Who cares? Those sweaters are a)not even a little cute, b) over-priced as hell and c) the first one isn’t even cashmere!