Catalog Description: Karla Colletto’s ruched swimdress is ombre-hued of the bluest oceans on earth. Price: $278.
"Ho-hum. Oh, this bathing suit is kind of cute. Pretty colors. A little Old Navy-ish. What the….$278?! Fuck you, Anthropologie!"
Seriously. Is this bathing suit (sorry…swimdress) filled with gold nuggets? Oh! I know! It’ll magically suction you down from a size 14 to a size 2! That must be it! Or, maybe it’s technologically advanced to tan from within so that you end up without tan lines? MEEEEP! None of the above!
Sarcasm and optimism aside, I don’t know why this bathing suit is so freaking expensive. The Salinity Maillot isn’t that cute, doesn’t include hidden diamonds and/or a trip to St. Tropez and isn’t the new non-invasive lipo…so the question is, who buys this?